There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!

I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.