There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.