It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

How should they answer?