Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy, he's not.' 'Well, you got your choice: you can deal with the boogie man or you can deal with me.'