I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
Adam FerraraThere were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
Adam FerraraThe biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
Adam Ferrara