Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.