Adam Sandler Quotes

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

I grew up cursing a lot.

If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

It's nice when little teams win.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

Girls are soft and pretty.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!