I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.