I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I know I want to always do the best I can.