The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!