I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.