I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.