I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.