I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.