Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.