I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.