I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.