How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?!

My dignity and good television - they'll never meet.

I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!

I think one of the defining moments of adulthood is the realization that nobody's going to take care of you. That you have to do the heavy lifting while you're here. And when you don't, well, you suffer the consequences.

There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.