I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
Aisha TylerIf you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
Aisha TylerThey always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
Aisha TylerSo much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
Aisha Tyler