Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don't tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards. When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn't going to change who I was.

I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.