My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
Aisha TylerSometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.
Aisha TylerI spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
Aisha Tyler