I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way. I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

Successful people just don't let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I'd have people come up to me after my shows, and they'd say they want to do stand-up but are scared they're going to fail. I'd tell them, "You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures."

I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.

When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.