I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.

When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

I like grown up comedy.

On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.