I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.

I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas regular people tend to run away - because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.

I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way. I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.