I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

I really do know football.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.