I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

TV always wants more people to be watching.

A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom - the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love. I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.