TV always wants more people to be watching.

I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.

Successful people just don't let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I'd have people come up to me after my shows, and they'd say they want to do stand-up but are scared they're going to fail. I'd tell them, "You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures."

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.