The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.

I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.