After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'

I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.

I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.

When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.