After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'

I'm sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.

Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.