I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'

They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.

I like grown up comedy.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do.

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.