I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.

I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.