I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.

No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.