I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do.

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.