I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.

Successful people just don't let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I'd have people come up to me after my shows, and they'd say they want to do stand-up but are scared they're going to fail. I'd tell them, "You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures."

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.