I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don't want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I'm super-grateful.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.

Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.