Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.