Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.