Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!