Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?