Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?
My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.
As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.