The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.