The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.

There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.