There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.

Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!