I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I'm happy with it.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

I just can't sit still and meditate; that doesn't kind of work for me. I don't even know exactly what it means.

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

Sometimes if I tell people, 'I'm afraid that I'm really a fraud,' or 'I have a lot of self-doubt,' they go, 'Oh, no, you're kidding.' I go, 'No, I'm really honest.'

I think Hell exists on Earth. It's a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It's not a place you go to after you die.