The way I see it, I'm not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I'm going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
Al FrankenToday I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!
Al FrankenWhen the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
Al FrankenAntitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
Al Franken