My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time.

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.

When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.

Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.