It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.

If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!

I'm a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I'll never stop.

Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.