For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them werenโt funny. Some of them werenโt appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
Al FrankenChanging technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
Al FrankenThe Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families. They're trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they're worried about declining home values, they're scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
Al FrankenYou have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means youโre not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
Al Franken