When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
Winning is only important in war and surgery.
I don't think any decent human being enjoys recruiting.
You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.
I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.