On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
Make your life exciting. Do what you have to do as long as you don't hurt people.
I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.