All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
It's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.