I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.
Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
Life is what you allow yourself not to see.