It's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
The people who know basketball, their elevators don't go to the top.
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will. (When Adolph Rupp called him, "Son.")
I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.