When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!

Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

You measure a player from the head up.

I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'

There's no one who's dropped on top of the mountain. You've got to work your way to the top.

I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.

Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.