Can't win without talent, you know.
Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
When I'm losing, they call me nuts. When I'm winning, they call me eccentric.
Don't be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.