If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
I'm not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.
Make your life exciting. Do what you have to do as long as you don't hurt people.
Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
If a player leaves Marquette and doesn't have some of my blood in him, then I don't think I've done a good job.