You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.
I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.