My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

You fake something until you're good at it.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.