Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!