My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.