Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

There aren't that many superstars around anymore.