I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.