I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.