I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
Al YankovicI'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
Al YankovicThe irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.
Al YankovicNows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
Al YankovicI have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, Iām concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
Al Yankovic