By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.

I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.