By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.